Opinion | Alaska Considers Economic Suicide

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Brief Summary

In the immortal words of every drunk uncle at a family reunion: 'Let's do the thing that made us rich once, and ignore all the evidence it's not working now.' Sen. Dan Sullivan is riding the 'Build the line!' train straight into a fiscal ditch, apparently convinced that chanting at MAGA rallies counts as economic policy. The state's own budget office has been issuing warnings more dramatic than a soap opera finale, yet the rally circuit prefers Pavlovian applause to actuarial tables.

Why This Matters

For the average Alaskan, this isn't just about pipelines; it's about whether your kids can afford to stay in-state after high school. Sullivan's 'all-in on fossil fuels' bet treats global oil prices like a loyal dog, when they're more like a feral cat that eats your savings and moves on. The real race isn't against President Biden or a democratic challenger—it's against the calendar, as the Permanent Fund gets tapped like a keg at a frat party.

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